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The grape incident

George is banned from the grocery store due to “excessive sampling” of the grapes. Jerry gets trapped in an elevator with Kenny Bania and realizes he might not be that bad. Kramer opens a petting zoo in his apartment.

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Sticky pescatarian

Kramer gets high cholesterol and decides to go pescatarian. But he ends up eating only fish sticks every meal and his cholesterol triples. George plans a buddy deep sea fishing trip with Morgan, but the crew is racist.

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Bald spot

George decides to go “completely bald” and get rid of what remains of his hair. He finds himself to be “a brand new George.”

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Roarlain

Elaine starts going out with a much younger man and while she really likes him, everyone starts calling her a cougar.

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Bully up the alley

Elaine’s “mean girl” bully from her old prep school is now her new manager. We see that the woman who bullied Elaine has changed into a much kinder person but Elaine won’t let the past go.

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Pizza perfect

George is made fun of by someone at work for getting “handsy with the pizza” at a work luncheon. George says “The insult didn’t even make sense! How do you get handsy with a pizza??”

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